Hoss, I don’t know what you did. Hell, I don’t even know where you may or may not have done it. But what I do know is that another driver got on the CB and voiced his displeasure for the alleged wrongdoing. The signal came in clear, almost too clear, so I figured y’all were somewhere around me, so….
*I pretended to be you*.
I didn’t intend to become you, it just sort of happened. See, when I hear someone bitching about a non-issue, I typically answer back with a hearty “wAaAaAh” and that’s it. But ol’ boy answered me back. Evidently he was upset that you passed him, so I encouraged him to “give his balls a tug” and be a man. When he responded with “All you Peterbuilt guys are the same,” I strangely took offense to that. I don’t know why, though, because I drive a Frightliner. But in that moment, I was you, Mr Peterbuilt driver. I offered to pull on over so we could talk about this like men, to which he responded by saying it would take 2 miles for you to slow down because you were going too fast. I said “Great! That’s plenty of time for you to join me then.” Unfortunately, he was disinclined to acquiesce to my request, (he said no). And with that, he faded out of range.
So Mr Pete Driver, if you happen to come across some angry guy today, I’m sorry.
