I know. You’re going to tell me “of course, NJ, that’s why I don’t drive in the North East.”
Bruh. It’s not India. It’s not usually nearly this bad, **but**…
Tonight, I had a guy try so damn hard to get me to crash into him in NJ for like 20 miles straight. It was a mixture of luck, being light for once, and skill that I made it out without a scratch. I’m talking waiting until I have cars either side of me to zoom ahead and brake check me when I have nowhere to go, pinning me in a lane that was ending and matching my speed when I slowed down to get behind him (I had to surprise him with a super extra hard brake to get out of that one), shit like that. I’m not stopping for someone this unhinged until I hear police sirens.
8/10. I could’ve done better than that in a car against a truck (I would never, of course) but this guy was dedicated.
Yes, sometimes I do things that piss off cars, for other reasons than to piss them off, and they retaliate. Not this time. I legit had no interaction with that car until I caught up to them in a different lane and they started pulling this shit. This reeks of insurance fraud.
Be careful, dumbasses are trying to trade work for a lifetime of back and neck pain and pin you for it. Don’t trust the company’s dash cam, get your own. Call 911 as soon as you know someone’s deliberately trying to get in an accident.
Also I’m going to bed. Fuck everyone, and I hope that guy in particular gets kidney stones regularly for the rest of his life.
