Look, I understand it is dry, cold weather right now. I expect to feel a little static discharge sometimes. But how is it possible that I can touch the fridge and get shocked, then touch the light switch and get shocked, then touch the table and get shocked? Shouldn’t the damn truck all be at the same ground?
Didn’t they use this treatment for psychiatric disorders? I’m afraid to move. I think I’ll just sit still until morning. Maybe dispatch is trying to kill me. Please send help.

