How the fuck is it that almost every time I go into a truck stop bathroom there’s shit all over the stall like a toddler was playing with it in there. Nowhere else will I find shit fingerpainting on the walls, fully visible trails of shit ON (the top, not underneath) the seat, shit on the floor, all over the inside of the bowl, on the part of the seat that your ass is supposed to be on somehow, blood and shit combo, boogers on the walls, ive even found DIAPERS AND CATHETER BAGS. It’s fucking abhorrent, I’m not gonna say it’s all just the truckers to not generalize as that can be rude and they’re still human, but come tf on this is literally what you learn not to do when you’re less than FIVE. I’ve had some *nasty* shits, I’ve been *terminally ill to near the point of death* with the most excruciating, explosive, and uncontrollable shits imaginable and I still didn’t make the hospital bathroom look like that. I live in a van, so my diet is about the same as a trucker, no matter how liquefied it gets I still have not managed to shit all over the place once in my life
The worst is when I wake up in the morning and roll on over to the bathroom for my morning duties along with everyone else, and there will be MULTIPLE stalls clogged and motherfuckers just keep shitting on top of it, ive seen it get stacked so high with shit and paper it’s beyond the seat, HOW THE FUCK. My mind is never not being blown. One time someone managed to shit on their WHOLE ASS and left a PRINT of their ass on the seat in shit and LEFT IT THERE.
#PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF
^literally ^a ^shitpost
